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From: bbanerje@sjuvax.UUCP (B. Banerjee)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Nun Joke (Rot13)
Message-ID: <324@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 29-May-84 21:53:43 EDT
Article-I.D.: sjuvax.324
Posted: Tue May 29 21:53:43 1984
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Organization: Saint Josephs Univ. Phila., Pa.
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N geniryyre (fc?) arrqrq n cynpr gb fgnl ng avtugsnyy.  Nsgre fbzr
gvzr, ur pnzr npebff n ahaarel (Jung ryfr?).  Qrfcnengr sbe ybqtvatf,
ur fbhtug na nhqvrapr jvgu gur Zbgure Fhcrevbe.

Gur Zbgure Fhcrevbe nterrq gb yrg uvz fgnl sbe gur avtug, ohg jnearq
uvz "Or pnershy nobhg lbhe orunivbhe.  Gur Fvfgref urer ner anvir naq
hajbeyqyl, naq V jbhyqa'g jnag gurz gb or pbeehcgrq."

Nyy ur jnagrq jnf n cynpr gb fyrrc, fb ur ernqvyl nterrq gb ure grezf.
Nalubj, ur jrag gb uvf ebbz naq rawblrq n erfgshy havagreehcgrq avtug
bs fyrrc (UN - org lbh gubhtug bgurejvfr!)

Gur arkg qnl, ur sbhaq n fznyy frpyhqrq tneqra jvgu n ahzore bs fgnghrf
naq nebhaq n sbhagnva.  Srryvat engure geniryfgnvarq, ur qrpvqrq gb
gnxr n ongu va gur sbhagnva.  Srgpuvat n gbjry naq n one bs fbnc, ur
jnf fbba onguvat njnl.

Nsgre n juvyr, ur urneq fbzr ibvprf ba gur bgure fvqr bs gur urqtrebj
gung tnir gur tneqra vgf frpyhfvba.  Abg fher bs jung gb qb, ur sebmr
va cbfvgvba, jnfupybgu va bar unaq naq fbnc va gur bgure.  Guerr lbhat
ahaf (ahayrgf?) pnzr gevccvat vagb gur tneqra.

Aha #1 : " Bu ybbx ng gung arj fgnghr.  Jung qb lbh fhccbfr vg vf?"

Aha #2 : " V guvax vg'f bar bs gubfr arj iraqvat znpuvarf."

Aha #3 : " Yrg'f gel vg bhg."

Gur svefg aha jrag hc gb gur geniryyre naq vafregrq n dhnegre va uvf
zbhgu naq chyyrq uvf cravf.  Abacyhffrq, ur unaqrq ure uvf gbjry.  Guvf
pnhfrq pbafvqrenoyr whovyngvba nzbat gur ahaf.  Ahaf 1 naq 2 erfbyirq
gb tvir gur "iraqvat znpuvar" n gel. Aha #2 cynprq n pbva va uvf zbhgu,
naq chyyrq uvf cravf.

Aha #2 : " Bu ybbx ng guvf! V tbg fbzr fbnc."

Aha #3 : " Yrg zr gel!" .  Fur jrag bire naq cynprq n dhnegre va uvf
zbhgu naq chyyrq ba uvf cravf.  Ur jnf senagvpnyyl jbaqrevat jung ur
pbhyq tvir ure, jura ur urneq ure rkpynvz -

	"Ybbx jung V tbg .... Wretra'f Unaq Ybgvba"
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