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From: kelly@whuxk.UUCP (GAYLORD)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: offensive to wifes
Message-ID: <40@whuxk.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 31-May-84 09:52:25 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 31 09:52:25 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 2-Jun-84 09:33:51 EDT
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One day this married couple got invited to a costume party.
The wife rented the costumes but never showed them to
her husband.  Well the night of the party, she was feeling rather
poorly (I believe it was a headache) so she told her husband
to go to the party without her.  The husband agreed, put on his
costume and went to the party.
Well after a few hours, the medicine the wife had taken, took
effect and she felt much better and decided to go the party after
all.  She put on her costume (which her husband still had not seen)
and went to the party.
  When she arrived, she saw her husband dancing with a pretty young
thing. He was getting a little friendly with his hands so the wife
decided to teach him a lesson.  She worked her way over to where
he was dancing and starting whispering seductive things in his ear.
He started to dance with her and after a while, asked her to go out
to his car with him.  They went out to the car, got it on, and returned
to the party.
  Just before midnight (when everyone removes their masks), the wife
slipped out the door and went back home to await the arrival of her
husband.
  When he got home (some hours later), she asked him "How was the party ?".
He replied "Well it was like all the rest, nothing exciting.  There
were a few other husbands there that had come without their wifes, so
we went to the back room and played poker all night.  I guess other
people had real good times....the guy I lent my costume to said he
had a fantastic time.
  

                                   Hoped you liked it.
          
                                   Kelly