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From: mjg@aplvax.UUCP
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Subject: Wanted: Little Willie
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Date: Wed, 30-May-84 20:58:47 EDT
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<< Fabled gobbler gum >>

	I've had my kids mermorize a few Little Willie jokes,
and am in need of more.  You remember -- like:

	Little Willie, with a thurst for gore,
	Nailed his sister to the door.
	Said his mother, with humor quaint,
	Careful dear, you'll scratch the paint.
Or:
	Little Willie saw some dynamite.
	Didn't understand it quite.
	Curiosity never pays;
	It rained Willie seven days.

					Thanks,
					The Kids of
					Mars Gralia
					Johns Hopkins
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