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From: gmm@bunker.UUCP (Gregory M. Mandas)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Doctor in a hurry (rot 13)
Message-ID: <412@bunker.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 31-May-84 12:52:42 EDT
Article-I.D.: bunker.412
Posted: Thu May 31 12:52:42 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 2-Jun-84 11:15:42 EDT
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[pbyq gbnfg,fbhe zvyx naq zhfgneq] rng gung yvar rngre!!

Nf vg jrer, gurer jnf guvf qbpgbe. Nyy zbeavat ur jnf va fhetrel 
erzbivat ohavbaf naq fgenvtugravat bhg abfrf. Nyy nsgreabba ur jnf
frrvat cngvragf va guerr qvssrerag ubfcvgnyf naq nafjrevat uvf cntre.

Ol 5cz ur jnf orng naq ernql sbe ubzr, jvsr naq znegvav. Ehfuvat bhg gur
qbbe jvgu bar nez va uvf pbng naq ung ba fvqrjnlf n ahefr fgbccrq uvz.

"Qbpgbe, V xabj lbh'er va n uheel, ohg jbhyq cyrnfr fvta gurfr punegf
orsber lbh tb?"

Vzcngvragyl, ur chyyrq n hgrafvy bhg bs uvf cbpxrg naq fgnegrq fpevooyvat.

Gur ahefr, gelvat gb fgvsyr n ynhtu fnvq, "Hu, Fve.... V qba'g guvax
lbh pna fvta nalguvat jvgu n jvgu n erpgny gurezbzrgre."

Jvgu n ybbx bs qvfphfg gur qbpgbe fnvq, "QNZA, fbzr nff-ubyr unf zl cra."

Tert Znaqnf