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From: rcb@fortune.UUCP (Robert Binstock)
Newsgroups: net.misc
Subject: The REAL Lowdown On Bugs Bunny!
Message-ID: <3221@fortune.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 3-May-84 16:44:12 EDT
Article-I.D.: fortune.3221
Posted: Thu May  3 16:44:12 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 4-May-84 05:19:09 EDT
Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA
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When he was young, Bugs was riding in a lime-green firetruck.
The driver ahead was confused by the color of the truck and
didn't pull over.  Bugs, who was reading a copy of "Alice in
Wonderland" (signed by Victoria Principal) was thrown from the
truck when it collided with the car.  A Bott's Dot (TM),
knocked loose in the accident, ended up in a delicate place
in his anatomy.  He was warped for life as a result.

And you thought YOU were a victim!