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From: moriarty@uw-june.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Won-Ton shortage a conspiracy!!!
Message-ID: <1378@uw-june>
Date: Thu, 10-May-84 02:25:28 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 10 02:25:28 1984
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Don't be naive... by the time those Interpol schmucks get around to finding
the base of operations, we will have moved it to someplace else, like Tibet
or the south side of London, or Gary, Indiana (no reason other than we ALL
love Pepsi and the Jackson Five here at S.P.E.C.T.R.E.!).  Won-tons are
really very profitable, black market-wise, and we don't get any
environmental groups down our necks 'cause won-tons are nowhere NEAR as cute
as baby harp seals.  So our won-ton (har! har! har!) slavery of won-tons
will continue going on, and it's all you liberals' fault, because you
sponsered legislation for early parole for master criminals. Nyah!
 
I did enjoy that, thanks!
 
I am.....
 
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