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From: pooh@ut-sally.UUCP (Wendy P. Nather)
Newsgroups: net.singles,net.misc,net.net-people
Subject: Re: End-of-the World Party?
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Date: Tue, 29-May-84 18:14:25 EDT
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Posted: Tue May 29 18:14:25 1984
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	<eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. . .~>

Ahem.  Young man, I don't know what you are alluding to
with all these Austin and Texas references, but allow me
to make known to you the dangers of Paisley magic. . .

What I want to know is, what's in it for us gals?
(Or "nubile females," as I think the recipe called for.)
I think all prospective interviewers should answer this
quiz themselves:

POOH'S EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OFFENDER QUIZ FOR MEN OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER

1) If a warm-blooded, enthusiastic woman were to breathe down
my neck and nuzzle my earlobe while I was sitting at the terminal,
I would:
  	a) say, "Darling, couldn't you wait until the next compile?"
	b) lose control and attack the CRT
        c) logout so fast it would make your head spin and
           proceed with a different type of interfacing

2) The weather outside
	a) makes no difference to me; I haven't seen the light
           of day since I began this program and two new rogue
           games four weeks ago
	b) is perfect for taking my printouts outside so I can
           do a little debugging and maybe get a tan
        c) is so nice I'm going to find a girl to go skinny-dipping
           with

3)  My favorite magazines are:
	a) I don't have time to read
	b) US NEWS & DUNGEON REPORT; Byte; Playboy
        c) True Confessions; National Lampoon; Vibrations

4)  I plan to go to this party
	a) so I can talk to fellow hackers and learn the
           latest developments in rogue 5.2
        b) so I can meet a couple of girls/attractive sheep
           and relieve my baser urges so I can go back to
           undistracted hacking
        c) to meet a wonderful girl with whom I can share
           all my interests besides hacking: wine-tasting,
           back-rubbing, philosophical speculation on the
           origins of the universe and of the two sexes,
           walking in the rain, and proper spelling and
           grammatical usage (which I haven't been able
           to try out until now because of the prosaic
           limitations of Fortran)

If you answered one question with a or b, there's hope
for you.  If you answered more than one with a or b,
you need serious help.  If you answered two or more with
c, send photograph and serious inquiries to
          Campaign to Make the World Go Out with a Bang,
           Not a Whimper
         c/o {ihnp4!} ut-sally!pooh

And who says women can't be sexist too!


Pooh                     [Looking for a custom fit in an off-the-rack world. . ]