Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utcsrgv.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsrgv!oscar From: oscar@utcsrgv.UUCP (Oscar M. Nierstrasz) Newsgroups: net.movies Subject: Privates on Parade Message-ID: <4274@utcsrgv.UUCP> Date: Mon, 14-May-84 14:48:41 EDT Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.4274 Posted: Mon May 14 14:48:41 1984 Date-Received: Mon, 14-May-84 15:13:29 EDT Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto Lines: 24 Privates on Parade (Blakemore, Michael; GB; 1982; 95m) This looked like it would be *really* bad, but I read some ok reviews so I decided to check it out. It wasn't *that* bad, but it wasn't anything special either. The biggest problem is that it couldn't decide what sort of a movie it wanted to be -- an out-and-out farce or a semi-serious piece of satire. Unfortunately it wasn't funny enough to succeed as farce, and it wasn't believable enough to work as satire. It was Catch-22 written by an acid-burnout with nothing to say. Good points? Well, John Cleese makes me laugh no matter *what* he does. He did a perfect impression of John Cleese, so that made me happy. The allegedly risque homo-humour (which has for some unfathomable reason been compared to `La Cage Aux Folles') is exceedingly tame and guaranteed to offend no one. There are a few good laughs, but precious few, however. The fact that the level of professionalism in the acting and in the film-making was tolerably high didn't make up for the weaknesses in the script. If you go, don't go with high expectations, and *don't* expect anything even vaguely reminiscent of Monty Python. And definitely don't go if you have to spend more than 99 cents. Oscar Nierstrasz