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From: rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (Rich Rosen)
Newsgroups: net.music
Subject: Residents in People magazine (no, he's not kidding)
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Date: Fri, 25-May-84 23:16:57 EDT
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Posted: Fri May 25 23:16:57 1984
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This weeks' issue of People magazine has an article on the
Residents.  (They even merited a picture on the table of contents
page!)  Very amusing and occasionally accurate article.  (They keep
calling them a "rock band"; frankly I think they've got a new
publicity-hungry manager.)

What's interesting is the way they appear on the table of contents
page.  There are three pictures shown:  Drew Barrymore, the ever-important
Michael Jackson, and a Resident.  Note that the Resident's hat seems to
"push aside" the textual description of the Michael Jackson article.
Is this foreboding?  Deeply profound?  Symbolic?  ("GEORGE & JAMES" KNOCKS
"THRILLER" OUT OF #1 SPOT FOR 132nd TIME)

What next?  The National Enquirer?
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WOMAN FROM WISCONSIN:  "I GAVE BIRTH TO A RESIDENT"

BROOKE LEAVES MICHAEL FOR RESIDENTS; JACKSON HEARTBROKEN

DOLLY PARTON SPEAKS OUT ON THE RESIDENTS:  "HOW THEY CHANGED MY LIFE"

RESIDENTS REVEAL THEIR DIET SECRETS:  YOU TOO CAN HAVE AN EYEBALL-SHAPED HEAD

PROOF THAT THE RESIDENTS ARE REALLY MENUDO (and you thought they were the
							Beatles)
-- 
"You are not SAM.  You are not ISAM!!!"
					Rich Rosen    pyuxn!rlr