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From: jsf007@trsvax.UUCP
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Subject: DAMADD call for new members - (nf)
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Date: Mon, 9-Jul-84 09:35:00 EDT
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trsvax!jsf007    Jul  9 08:35:00 1984


Are you and yours tired of being subjected to the relentless pursuit of
thousands of mothers who are screaming bloody murder just because some drunk
ran over their loud mouthed rug rat?  If so, don't get mad, don't get even,
instead join:

			        DAMADD
               Drunks Against Mothers Against Drunk Drivers

Special rates and privledges being offered to charter members include:

	1)	An "I'M DAMADD TOO, EDDIE!" bumper sticker

	2)	One of those waving hand things that you stick to your
	window with all but one finger removed.

	3)	An embossed membership card that entitles you to a 10%
	discount at selected bars and clubs.

	4)	An oversized keyring (easy to hold on to when you have had a
	few).

	5)	A special edition breath analyzer that says "Let's go for a
	ride!" when excessive blood-alchohol levels are detected.

	6)	A subscription to Let's Party magazine that discusses issues
	of interest to drinking drivers as well as local activities of your
	DAMADD chapter.

Charter memberships are going for $10.00 for one year or $11.00 for the
lifetime subscription (members generally have short lives).  Send check or
money order to:

			DAMADD
			1000 One Rockefeller Center
			New York, NY   00000

Do it today!!!