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From: dbp@dataio.UUCP (Dave Pellerin)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.jokes
Subject: Aggie Grammar
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Date: Tue, 3-Jul-84 12:35:52 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul  3 12:35:52 1984
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<slurp this, ascii suckers!>

	All this whining about grammar reminds me of an Aggie
	joke (should be told in yer best Aggie accent):

	Well it seems there was this Aggie who went on to
	Harvard to complete his education, and on his first
	day there had gotten himself rather lost on campus.  
	After a few hours bumbling around he asked a preppie
	for directions:

	Aggie: 	'Scuse me sir, but do you know where the
		lahbrary's at?
	
	Preppie: My dear fellow, here at Harvard we never
		 end our sentences with a preposition!
	
	Aggie: 	Well gosh, 'scuse me, but do you know where
		the lahbrary's at, Asshole?!?!


	
	"That's just the sort of &%$# up with which I will
	 not put!" - Churchill (sort of)