Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site unm-cvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!houxm!houxz!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!tektronix!hplabs!hao!seismo!cmcl2!lanl-a!unm-cvax!janney From: janney@unm-cvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: What is perfect English? Message-ID: <992@unm-cvax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 10-Jul-84 02:00:55 EDT Article-I.D.: unm-cvax.992 Posted: Tue Jul 10 02:00:55 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 13-Jul-84 03:49:50 EDT References: <281@oddjob.UChicago.UUCP> <553@opus.UUCP> <188@ganehd.UUCP>, <973@eosp1.UUCP> Organization: Univ. of New Mexico, Albuquerque Lines: 16 Scott Barman, while describing how two teachers gave him different grades for the same paper, notes that > Both English teachers had a PhD (in English). This is the root of the problem. You see, the two teachers had to timeshare the use of their (single) PhD. Obviously, one teacher graded the paper while in possession of the PhD while the other graded the paper while not in possession of the PhD. Deciding which teacher assigned what grade is left as an exercise for the reader. Anything else you want explained? Jim Janney {{convex,ucbvax,gatech}!unmvax, {purdue,lbl-csam,cmcl2}!lanl-a}!unm-cvax!janney Poltergeists are the principal form of material manifestation.