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From: jmm@bonnie.UUCP (Joe Mcghee)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Flames to the Celtic Soul Blister!
Message-ID: <168@bonnie.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 18-Jul-84 16:56:57 EDT
Article-I.D.: bonnie.168
Posted: Wed Jul 18 16:56:57 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 19-Jul-84 04:08:03 EDT
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	As a result of the broad and excessive flame directed at me by someone
known as the Celtic Soul Blister, I was able to form a very clear mental image
of this young lady. To wit, she:

	1. stands 4' 11" tall
	2. weighs 275
	3. shaves twice a day
	4. sweats a lot
	5. gargles with Witch Hazel
	6. uses industrial strength Mitchum deodorant
	7. is actually descended from a long line of Tibetan yaks
		(apologies to Tibet)
	8. thinks culture is something that grows in a jelly dish
	9. was unable to engage in the discussion of the articles I wrote
	10. therfore, became extremely frustrated and issued the above-mentioned
		flame in my direction.

	Please note that this flame has been confined to this net and not
blasted into places like net.rec.nude and net.invest as her flame was.

					Cheers,
					bonnie!jmm