Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site uf-csg.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!hao!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!akgua!uf-csg!barry From: barry@uf-csg.UUCP (barry litherland ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: TKS ;-) Message-ID: <143@uf-csg.UUCP> Date: Fri, 22-Jun-84 12:57:07 EDT Article-I.D.: uf-csg.143 Posted: Fri Jun 22 12:57:07 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 27-Jun-84 02:48:49 EDT Organization: CIS, University of Florida Lines: 20 ****************************************************************************** * What is Typewriter Knuckle Syndrome? * * * * More and more people are asking this question. TKS is an insidious * * disease which strikes virtually everyone at sometime during their * * adult life. This mentally crippling disease can be treated if it is * * detected in its early stages. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TREAT YOURSELF if * * you suspect that you have contracted TKS. Only trained professionals * * have the tools, training and nerve to perform the time- and money- * * consuming cure. * * * * If you know anyone who is experiencing any of the the early warning * * signs of TKS, refer them to qualified TKS therapists, immediately. * * Watch for the four early warning signals of TKS: * * 1 - A chronic pain in the lower back, * * 2 - Increasingly frequency of typopographical errors * * or repeating entire words, phrases or lines of text, * * 3 - Daydreaming while typing or forgetfulness. * ******************************************************************************