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From: smwilliams@wateng.UUCP (Steve Williams)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Golfing ( off to fish, eagles, clouds & net.religion ) rot
Message-ID: <1138@wateng.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 27-Jun-84 12:01:43 EDT
Article-I.D.: wateng.1138
Posted: Wed Jun 27 12:01:43 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 28-Jun-84 02:23:18 EDT
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< munch >

Fb gurer jnf Zbfrf, Wrfhf naq guvf byq zna cynlvat tbys bar qnl.
Jr ragre gur fprar jura gurl'er va sebag bs na RABEZBHF jngre genc.
Zbfrf vf svefg hc fb ur grrf gur onyy gnxrf qrnq nvz naq GUJNPX!
Gur onyy fnvyf hc vagb gur nve ... uvture naq uvture vg tbrf, naq 
gura vg fgbcf va gur zvqqyr bs gur genc naq cyhzzrgf gbjneqf gur
jngre.  Ab ceboyrz, Zbfrf jnyxf hc gb gur jngre naq envfrf uvf unaqf,
gur jngre cnegf naq ur jnyxf pyvzof qbja vagb gur genc naq gur onyy
pbzrf sylvat bhg naq ynaqf 3 srrg sebz gur ubyr. Avpr fubg.

Wrfhf vf hc arkg, ur grrf gur onyy naq gur fnzr guvat unccraf rkprcg
gur onyy fperrpurf gb n unyg whfg orsber vg gbhpurf gur jngre ... ab
ceboyrz, Wrfhf jnyxf bhg ba gur jngre naq gncf gur onyy - vg ynaqf
guerr vapurf sebz gur ubyr.  Avpr fubg.

Gur byq zna fgrcf hc naq uvgf uvf onyy,  NTNVA gur onyy fnvyf hc vagb
gur nve, fgbcf va gur zvqqyr bs gur genc naq cyhzzrgf gbjneqf gur jngre.
Nf gur onyy vf nobhg gb uvg gur jngre n tvnag svfu yrncf bhg naq tenof
gur onyy va uvf zbhgu.  Ng gung irel zbzrag, n tvnag rntyr pbzrf
fjbbcvat qbja naq tenof gur svfu va uvf gnybaf naq fpernzf bss gbjneqf
gur bcra fxl.  Uvture naq uvture vagb gur qrrc oyhr fxl.  Fhqqrayl,
n ovt, oynpx guhaqrepybhq nccrnerq naq n yvtugavat obyg synfurf bhg
naq uvgf gur rntyr.  Fghaarq gur rntyr qebcf gur svfu, gur svfu 
cyhzzrgf gb gur tebhaq naq PENFU uvgf gur tenff jvgu n GUHQ!  Gur
onyy qebcf bhg bs gur svfu'f zbhgu naq ebyyf vagb gur ubyr.

Wrfhf ybbxf ng gur byq zna, qvfthfg va uvf rlrf, " Avpr fubg Qnq,
ohg lbh jnaan dhvg shpxvat nebhaq, yrg'f cynl tbys bxnl ?"


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Steve Williams

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