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Subject: NEW light bulb jokes (sort of) - (nf)
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Date: Tue, 26-Jun-84 04:26:14 EDT
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zinfandel!berry    Jun 21 16:26:00 1984

I fed the canonical collection of light-bulb jokes to my pet AI
project and asked him to come up with some new ones.  Here they are.
Some are funnier, some are not, some may be a bit incoherent (his
ECC was acting up that day).

This is the actual unmodified output of my pet program.
I particularly like the last one.

Berry Kercheval		Zehntel Inc.	(ihnp4!zehntel!zinfandel!berry)
(415)932-6900
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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change them.

A: Two.   (Hint:   They  are programmer can write the 
bulb and four to mix the ladder
   one to screw in a lightbulbs!

Q: How many data base people does it take to screw 
in  a  lightbulb?  
A1: None:  `Real Men' are problem!  
A: Five.   One to the difference
between a programmer can write the same time.

Q: How many folk singers does it take to fit inside).

Q: How many Polacks does it takes a shitload of the
bulbs!

Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to fit inside).

Q: How many gorrilas does it take to the old lightbulbs!

Q: How many folk singers does it sure take to  change 
a light bulb  contains  the ladder
   one
for support, and two to change a light bulb?  
A: Five.   One to document the bulb?  
A: Thats a shitload of the  lightbulb and four to mix 
the ladder
   bathtub with bright bulb?   
A1: None:  `Real Woman and the martinis.

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to get the bulb? 
 
A1: None:  `Real Men' are small enough to the
bulbs!

Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to fit inside).

Q: How many problem!  
A: Manual labor?  Gag me with bright bulb and two to 
change a  lightbulb  and four to change a lightbulbs!

Q: How many Polacks does it take tools.

Q: How many problem!  
A: Manual labor?  Gag me with bright  bulbs!

Q: How many IBM types does it take to screw in  a  
light bulb?  
AA: Both of  the old ligh

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