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Date: Sat, 30-Jun-84 00:17:36 EDT
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And one for the whole family:

I man died and went to heaven.  When he got there he told St. Peter he
wanted a private cloud and a harp.  St. Peter asked why he thinks he
deserved this.  So the man says, "Well, one day I was walking down the
street and met a beggar and gave him two bucks.  Then another day I met
a blind lady and I gave her two bucks."  St. Peter asked if that was all
and the man said, "Yes."

So St. Peter went to God and explained that there was a man at the gate
who wanted a private cloud and a harp.  God asks what the man did to
deserve this.  St. Peter told him and then asked what he should do.
God replied, "Give him his four dollars back and tell him to go to hell."