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From: crandell@ut-sally.UUCP
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Subject: Just when you thought it was safe to read net.jokes...
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Date: Fri, 22-Jun-84 21:38:16 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 22 21:38:16 1984
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Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas
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Once there was an Aggie who was a chain smoker.  Lit one off another
all day long.  Now, this guy really made a lot of smoke (we're talking
world-class air pollution, here) and a lot of people, like his
girlfriend and his roomy, gave him a real hard time about his habit.
Well, since he figgered that it was just the smoke that bothered
everybody, naturally he was really enthused when someone told him about
smokeless tabacco.  So he went straight to the drugstore and bought a
can of Copenhagen and a bunch of cigarette papers.
-- 

    Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin
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