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From: ogp8520@aluxe.UUCP (O. G. Petersen, x7275 ATT-BL, RD)
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Subject: cat jokes
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Date: Thu, 28-Jun-84 17:01:25 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun 28 17:01:25 1984
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                 Cat Jokes

 (purged from some stupid magazine or another)

1) Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish ?
   A: A carp that always lands on its feet

2) Q: What does a cat take for a bad memory ?
   A: Milk of Amnesia

3) Q: Did you hear about the cats that were inseperable ?
   A: They were siamese twins.

4) Q: Why did the cat climb the drapes ?
   A: because he had good clause to.

5) Q: Did you hear about the cat who was an overachiever ? 
   A: He had ten lives.

6) Q: Why do cats eat furballs ?
   A: They love a good gag.

7) Q: Can cats see in the dark ?
   A: Yes, but they have trouble holding the flashlight.


                        -ogp