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From: simard@loral.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Groucho story
Message-ID: <215@loral.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 30-Jun-84 12:30:11 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jun 30 12:30:11 1984
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Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego, CA
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There was a slight omission in the original posting of this one:

It seems that Groucho and his manager were driving along
in Florida and Groucho saw a bunch of cabanas on the beach.
Groucho said, "Gee that looks like a nice club.  Maybe I 
should join for the sake of my family."

His manager gently said they wouldn't let him in because he was
Jewish.

Groucho responded, "Well, my son is only half Jewish.  Would it be OK
if he went in the water up to his knees?"


-- 
Ray Simard
Loral Instrumentation, San Diego
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