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From: ctb@ihlpf.UUCP (baumer, c.t.)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: off. to grandmothers - (nf)
Message-ID: <278@ihlpf.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 2-Jul-84 03:01:01 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul  2 03:01:01 1984
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ihlpf!ctb    Jul  1 23:16:00 1984

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ha!  you want bad jokes, do ya??

heard this one on the radio today.  it is BAD.

a cop is driving down the highway, and he sees this little old lady
knitting while she's driving!  here hands are on the wheel, but they're
KNITTING!  her window is down (you know, old grandmothers in old ramblers...)
so he gets up alongside her and yells

	PULL OVER!!!!

and she yells back






	NOT AT ALL!! IT'S A SCARF!!!!



	ugh!

	you were warned,
  		ron		(replies to:  ihnp4!ihdev!rjv )