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From: burt@axiom.UUCP (Burt Janz)
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Subject: (yet) another elephant joke (only mildly offensive)
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Date: Mon, 9-Jul-84 10:22:09 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul  9 10:22:09 1984
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An elephant was walking through the jungle one day and fell into a
pit of quicksand.  As he was struggling to get out, a mouse came along.

"Help me!", the elephant cried.  "I'll be your friend for life, and will
repay you many times over if you help me get out!"

"Stay calm, and I'll get you out," the mouse replied.  The mouse then went
and got his Datsun 280ZX, opened the trunk, took out a long rope, and went
back to the pit.

"Grab this rope and tie it around yourself," he shouted to the elephant.
The elephant did so.  The mouse took the other end and tied it to the
Datsun 280ZX, got in, and used the Datsun 280ZX to pull the elephant out
of the quicksand.

"Thank you for saving me.  I'll never forget it," the elephant said.  Then
the mouse and the elephant parted company.

--

About 6 months later, the elephant was walking through the forest when he
came upon the mouse, who had fallen into another pit of quicksand.

"Help me!" the mouse shouted.

"I remember you!", the elephant replied.  "Hold on, and I'll get you out!"

The elephant reached down, and began pulling on his dick, and as most (if
not all) dicks do, it began to grow.  He pulled and pulled, and it grew
and grew until it became almost 6 feet long.  The elephant then held it out
to the mouse.

"Grab this and I'll pull you out," the elephant shouted.  The mouse did so,
and was saved.

--

Moral:
	If you have a 6 foot dick, you don't need a Datsun 280ZX.



(Bet you were expecting a joke here...)

			Burt Janz @ Axiom Technology