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From: steve@tellab3.UUCP (Steve Harpster)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: offensive to royality
Message-ID: <168@tellab3.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 11-Jul-84 09:38:25 EDT
Article-I.D.: tellab3.168
Posted: Wed Jul 11 09:38:25 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 12-Jul-84 03:50:45 EDT
Organization: Tellabs, Inc., Lisle, Ill.
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One Sunday afternoon Queen Elizabeth and Princess Di are taking a ride
in the royal car. While driving through the country side they see a man
thumbing a ride. As the car slows down, the man jumps at the car door and
pulls a gun."Ok, Queen, give me that diamond tiara you're always wearing."
the man demands. "I'm terribly sorry," replied the Queen, "but I don't
wear my tiara on Sunday's." "Ok then," growled the man, "give me that
fancy wedding ring I always see in the papers, Di." "I'm sorry but I
guess I left it on my nightstand," replied Di. "Well, alright," the man
said, "guess I'll just have to take the car."

So the gunner drove off leaving the Queen and Di walking along the 
countryside. As they're walking, Di turns to the Queen and says, "Excuse
me, but I'm sure I saw you wearing your tiara today." "Yes," says the Queen,
"but I hid it.... down there. I'm sure I saw you wearing your ring this
morning too, Di." Di blushingly says, "Yes, I hid it in the same place."
As they continue on, Queen Elizabeth lets out a sigh and says, "Too bad
Princess Margaret wasn't with us. We could have saved the Bentley."
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Steve Harpster
Tellabs, Inc.