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Subject: Dante's Inferno - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 11-Jul-84 20:20:00 EDT
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This particularly nasty fellow dies one day and is sent down to 
Hell. There he is met by one of the lower daemons who tells him
that he has his choice of three rooms to spend an eternity in.
So they go up to the first room, opens the door and he sees millions
of people standing on their heads on a hard, rough brick floor. He then 
decides to look at the rest of the rooms before he makes his choice.
Opening the second door reveals even more people standing on their 
heads on a hard, cold concrete floor. Opening the last door shows 
just a few people standing around in this foul smelling brown liquid
(which is a little over ankle deep) drinking coffee. He decides that
he doesn't really like any of the choices, but that the last one seems to
be the lesser of two evils. He takes off his shoes, rolls up his pants
and steps into this room. He is handed a cup of coffee and drinks it 
for a few minutes until the head daemon in the room announces,
"Ok you guys, coffee break's over, back on your heads."

George Moore
Tandy System Software
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