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Subject: Bastard King of England [rot 13; may offend the weak...]
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Date: Thu, 12-Jul-84 21:59:45 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 12 21:59:45 1984
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Pbhegrfl ppn!pfva!pwu Sev Why  6 22:20:59 1984

[Bu, gur] Gur zvafgeryf fvat bs na Ratyvfu xvat jub yvirq ybat lrnef ntb
Jub ehyrq uvf ynaq jvgu na veba unaq gubhtu uvf zvaq jnf jrnx naq ybj
Ur ybirq gb uhag gur eblny fgnt jvguva gur eblny jbbq
Ohg orggre guna guvf ur ybirq gur oyvff bs chyyvat uvf eblny chq

(pube 1)
	Ur jnf qvegl naq ybhfl naq shyy bs syrnf
	Uvf greevoyr gbby uhat qbja gb uvf xarrf
	Tbq fnir gur onfgneq xvat bs Ratynaq.

[Abj] Gur Dhrra bs Fcnva jnf na nzbebhf qnzr naq n fcevgryl ynff jnf fur
Fur ybatrq gb sbby jvgu uvf znwrfgl'f gbby fb sne npebff gur frn
Fb fur frag n eblny zrffntr ol n eblny zrffratre
Gb nfx gur xvat gb oevat uvf qvat naq fcraq n jrrx jvgu ure

(pube 2)
	Ur jnf qvegl naq ybhfl naq shyy bs syrnf
	Ur unq uvf jbzra ol gjbf naq guerrf
	Tbq fnir gur onfgneq xvat bs Ratynaq

Jura Cuvyvc bs Senapr urneq bs guvf punapr ur fjber orsber uvf pbheg
"Gur Dhrra cersref zl eviny whfg orpnhfr zl qbex vf fubeg!"
Fb ur frag gur yblny Qhp Q'Nyfnpr gb fyvc gur Dhrra n qbfr bs pync
Gb cnff vg ba gb gur onfgneq xvat bs Ratynaq

(pube 1)

Jura shyy ercbeg bs guvf sbhy qrrq jnf urneq va Jvaqfbe'f unyyf (3)
Gur xvat, ur fjber ol gur Eblny Juber ur'q unir gur Serapuzna'f onyyf
Fb ur bssrerq unys uvf xvatqbz naq gur ubyr bs Dhrra Ubegrafr
Gb nal fbq jub oebhtug uvz gur ebq naq gur ahgf bs gur xvat bs Senapr

(pube 2)

Fb gur oenir lbhat qhxr bs Ohpxvatunz jrag vafgnagyl gb Senapr
Jura ur fjber ur jnf n sehvgvre gur xvat gbbx qbja uvf eblny cnagf (1)
Ebhaq Cuvyvc'f qbat ur nggnpurq n gubat, whzcrq ba uvf ubefr naq tnyybcrq
Qenttvat gur Serapuzna onpx gb Ratynaq					nybat

(pube 1)

Abj gur xvat guerj hc uvf oernxsnfg naq ur tebiryrq ba gur sybbe
Sbe va gur evqr gur Serapuzna'f cevqr unq fgergpurq n lneq be zber
Naq nyy gur znvqf bs Ratynaq tngurerq ebhaq byq Ybaqba Gbja
Naq fubhgrq ebhaq gur onggyrzragf "Gb Uryy jvgu gur Oevgvfu Pebja"

	Fb Cuvyvc bs Senapr hfhecrq gur guebja
	Uvf fprcgre jnf uvf eblny obar
	Tbq fnir gur onfgneq xvat bs Ratynaq (2)

(1) nyg Jurer ur znqr n cnff naq fgevccrq gur fnfu sebz gur eblny cnwnzn cnagf
(2) fvat svefg unys bs yvar va fybj 3, nyn "Tbq Fnir gur Xvat"
(3) nyg Jura arjf bs guvf sbhy qrrq jnf urneq jvguva snve Jvaqfbe'f unyyf


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