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From: tlm@wdl1.UUCP (tlm )
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Subject: Offensive to blind folks and bunnies - (nf)
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Date: Tue, 17-Jul-84 21:22:42 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul 17 21:22:42 1984
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wdl1!tlm    Jul 17 15:36:00 1984

             ----Offensve to Blind Folks & Bunnies----



        A blind gentleman with a seeing-eye dog entered a busy department
store one afternoon.  He strolled over to the center of the store 
where he stopped, picked up his seeing-eye dog by his leash, and began
to swing the dog around in circles above him.  Upon seeing this spectacle,
the head store clerk approached him and asked, "Umm...may I help you, sir?"
The blind gentleman responded, "Oh, no thanks, I'm just looking around".


Okay, Okay, no more tomatoes!  Maybe this will appease you...


       What is invisible and smells like carrots?

             Bunny farts.


tina  (I can't believe I'm signing my name to this...)
ARPA:  tlm@ford-wdl1