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From: riddle@ut-sally.UUCP (Prentiss Riddle)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Meaningful statements dept.
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Date: Tue, 3-Jul-84 17:35:53 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul  3 17:35:53 1984
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I saw a truck with the following corporate slogan painted on the side
yesterday:

	"Pilgrim's Pride -- the honest chicken from real pilgrims."

Say what?

[On the back of the truck was a painting of six shapeless pink blobs
 attractively displayed in their plastic wrapper with the caption,
 "Boneless chicken -- it's mind boggling."  I think so, too.]

--- Prentiss Riddle ("Aprendiz de todo, maestro de nada.")
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