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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Groucho
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Date: Thu, 28-Jun-84 22:33:22 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun 28 22:33:22 1984
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It has been told TOO many times before, but there is the story of when
Groucho wanted to join a swim club.  He was informed that only Gentiles
could join the club.  Groucho was married to a nice goyish lady named
Ruth and they had a boy named Arthur.  "My son is only half jewish, could
he go into the water up to his knees?"

Of course when Groucho resigned from the Hillcrest Country Club his
resignation letter stated:  "I don't want to belong to any club that
would have me as a member."

				OZ
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