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From: scooper@brl-tgr.ARPA (Stephan Cooper )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Ole Limericks
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Date: Mon, 23-Jul-84 13:09:28 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul 23 13:09:28 1984
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There once was a lifeguard named Lee
Who rescued a girl from the sea
She asked how to pay,
And he said "Just one way,
Go down for the third time on me."


A Frenchman who lived in Alsace
Had sex with a virgin named Grace.
When he popped her cherry,
She made things hairy
By bleeding all over his face.

He'd kiss and the girls called him Georgie
They'd cry and the girls called him Porgie.
So he put Spanish fly
In their pudding and pie
And had the first tiny-tot orgy.