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From: sloop@brl-tgr.ARPA (Chris Sloop )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Ole Limericks
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Date: Tue, 24-Jul-84 08:58:23 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul 24 08:58:23 1984
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There once was a man named skinner.
He took a young lady to diner.
At quarter till nine 
They sat down to dine
And at quarter to ten it was in her

Skinner? No the dinner!


There once was a man named Tupper
He took this young lady to supper
At quarter till nine 
they sat down to dine
And at quarter till ten it was up her


Tupper? No, Skinner the son-of-a-bitch!!



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The nipples of Sarah Sarong
When excited are twelve inches long
This embarassed her lover 
Who was pained to discover
She expected no less of his dong