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From: dave@rlgvax.UUCP (Dave Maxey)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Old(?) Joke
Message-ID: <12@rlgvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 24-Jul-84 04:12:43 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul 24 04:12:43 1984
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I'm sorry you all have to see this, but I couldn't send to this address, for
some reason...

p.s. I have included a joke at the end for all you fans.

Hi, John. See the signature below and you will understand why I know where
Dave H. is. His net address is:

	mcnc!ncsu!rdr

At least that is the one I use from here. If you use that (or a combination
of that and the address parts in my address below), be sure to put in the
Subject header that it is to Dave Hesselberth, because that account is not
his. If you need to call him, his phone at home is:

	(919)851-8336
and office:
	(919)737-2362

He's now living somewhere around Raleigh, North Carolina. The ncsu part of
the address stands for North Carolina State University (or something like
that). Let me know if you need any other info.

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The joke is:
	Actually there are two. These were among letters sent into
	the Washington Post under the title "The Running Mate".

	"I feel that I owe Walter Mondale a public apology. In all honesty
I thought he was dumb. By selecting Rep. Ferraro as his running mate, he has
secured a no-fail position. Should they win, it will be because of his
brilliant and daring choice. Should they lose, it will be because of his
brilliant and daring choice. Ladies, we've been had again."

				Marianne M. Smith

	"As the father of three daughters as well as a public-spirited citizen,
I am genuinely delighted with the selection of a woman as a vice presidential
candidate. Surely there can be no reason why women shouldn't be given the
opportunity to abuse power as men have done over the centuries."

				Irwin A. Seibel
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			- Dave Maxey (alias tbm)
			{seismo,mcnc,brl-bmd,allegra}!rlgvax!dave