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From: berry@zinfandel.UUCP (Berry Kercheval)
Newsgroups: net.misc
Subject: Re: Computer Handicapping
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Date: Mon, 9-Jul-84 19:31:39 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jul  9 19:31:39 1984
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Here are some computer handicapping methods I find effective:

	1) Drop power from 240 to 180 volts
	2) remove every third RAM chip
	3) Smoke in the machine room
	4) intermittently break contact on one leg of the 3-phase
	   supplt (This actually happened once -- yecch)
	5) rm -r /