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From: tac@teldata.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.legal,net.motss
Subject: Re: Reposting Weird laws
Message-ID: <439@teldata.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 18-Jul-84 11:50:06 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 18 11:50:06 1984
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, (sop to the blank line eaters--consider it a religious sacrifice)

  These laws do not deal with CA, but with WA. (not DC).  I do not verify
that they are still on the books, an effort was made to expunge things
with a sunset law (selectively enforced, of course).

1. It is illegal to have sex in other than the missionary position.
        A peeping tom who catches you at it in your own bedroom and
	reports you is immune from prosecution as a voyer.

2. It is illegal to have sex with a fish or a Caribou.
	As an aside, there have not been any Caribou in WA since the
	white man first came here (except in the zoos).

3. In a car, if the girl has her shoes off and her head below the
   window level and she is <18 years old it is statutory rape.

>From the Jokebox of
Tom Condon     {...!uw-beaver!teltone!teldata!tac}

Nothing Will Keep The Idiots Away.

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