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Subject: Re: A Woman Without a Man ...
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Date: Sun, 10-Jun-84 19:59:12 EDT
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Posted: Sun Jun 10 19:59:12 1984
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  On the chance that old jokes sometimes get so old that they are
forgotten, I'll offer this one:

   A certain spinster, when asked why she never married, would reply,
"I have a dog that growls, a fish that drinks, a fireplace that smokes,
a parrot that swears, and a cat that stays out all night; why would I
want a man?!"

I prefer "a fish without a bicycle" - it's less derogatory.

C. Clark  (cjc@psuvm - BITNET)