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From: tst@loral.UUCP (Tom Thorvick)
Newsgroups: net.trivia,net.jokes
Subject: Old jokes by an old comedian
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Date: Wed, 25-Jul-84 18:58:12 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 25 18:58:12 1984
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In a recent correspondence to an associate, I made reference to Gertrude
and Hecliff.  The response was something like "who?".  Apparently I had
dated myself in this reference and it seems that this subject would make
a good trivia question.

Soooooo, I submit to the net:

		Who were Gertrude and Hecliff?

Answers will only be accepted when accompnied by an actual Gertrude and
Hecliff joke.  No phonies and no substitutes please.

Since this is going into net.jokes, I feel an obligation to attempt to 
submit some humor in this posting:














What is red and goes "Ding Ding"?






















A fire engine??






















A red ding-ding??






















NO!     the brick

							tst