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From: chabot@amber.DEC (Lisa Chabot)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: More on toilet seats
Message-ID: <2042@decwrl.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 27-Jun-84 09:31:13 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 27 09:31:13 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 30-Jun-84 03:47:45 EDT
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The reeeaal answer about toilet seats is that the *cover* is supposed to
put be down, because this reduces the noise from flushing (and also keeps
out pets and children).  Since the cover should be down, this necessarily
means the seat must be down too.  

No amount of logic is ever going to convince anyone of to switch sides in this
mind-bogglingly important aspect of life, so I'll just indulge myself: 
You bozos who don't put the cover down are slobs!  Or maybe just 
plain preverted -- what are you doing, watching it flush?  (like, groaty) 

	You just *can't* know how much I worry about this,
	L S Chabot

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