Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: notes version 1.1.10 usg 11/8/83; site ihlpf.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!mgnetp!ihnp4!ihlpf!gifford From: gifford@ihlpf.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: "Re: In Defense of Grammar and Spelling - (nf)" Message-ID: <277@ihlpf.UUCP> Date: Mon, 2-Jul-84 03:00:36 EDT Article-I.D.: ihlpf.277 Posted: Mon Jul 2 03:00:36 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 3-Jul-84 02:22:32 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 56 #R:decwrl:-214200:ihlpf:17600014:000:2965 ihlpf!ctb Jul 2 00:15:00 1984 . when i first finished reading your letter(lecture) on grammar etc. i thought of that great quote from blazing saddles...' you use your tounge pretty'er than a $20 whore!' actually, that was a pretty good piece. i wanted to expand on your discussion of replying to someones mistakes. i HATE people on the net who jump all over somebodys case for a typing/spelling boo-boo. take me for instance: i don't use the 'shift' key a whole hell of a lot. call it lazy, call it e.e.cummings, call it i just don't do it! but MY GOD, from some of the letters i get you'd think it was against a few religions to not use caps in a letter. the point i'd like to make is that no one likes to see someone come on the net with a big "LOOK AT THAT SPELLING" because a person has misspelled a word someplace. this recently happened to me over in net.jokes.d. i used the word moniter instead of monitor, so some jerk had to fly back with a letter devoted entirely to that single typo. give me a BREAK! he could have sent the letter to ME (no one else seemed to care about the typo) and then i could have written him back personally telling him to go jump in a lake. why make such a big deal about a simple typo? if i really thought the spelling was that important i would have looked the letter over, maybe ran it through a 'spell' of some sort. why generate all that data on HUNDREDS of machines, just to tell the world 'hey, *I* know how to spell 'monitor', unlike that dummy ron!!' god, i bet his/her parents are PROUD. while your letter on good grammar/sentence structure/spelling etc. has the best of intentions, you may be going to far for this medium of communication. i mean, even in your plea for better letters, you had a few typos yourself. did you follow all of your recomendations about asking other people if you're unsure etc. etc.?? guess not, unless no one you know can spell grammar(and a few other words). how can we follow your good advice (and it WAS good) if you don't follow it yourself? NO, i'm not picking on your spelling. i've already said i hate the people who think they're helping me by showing me (and everyone else on the net, as if they care the littlest bit) how to spell words i ALREADY KNOW how to spell.(do ya' hear me, dartvax!rccall??) i just want to point out that in letters in which the author was probably being careful about things like spelling, the boo-boo's can slip in. i'm a human plugging away on crappy teletype-5420 keyboard. i went through the american public school system, where english classes were as big a joke as all the other classes. were ALL victims of bad keyboards, a slumping school system, plain ol' goofs, *something*, etc. Etc. ETC.. i say lighten up on the subject. don't throw the dictionary out the window, but don't throw it at ME! sinserely :-), ron (replies not concearning spelling to: ihnp4!ihdev!rjv ) ps: i really liked that last line. kinda' catchy....