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From: wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (T C Wheeler)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Chuqi and New Jersey
Message-ID: <873@pyuxa.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 10-Jul-84 14:18:51 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul 10 14:18:51 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 11-Jul-84 01:18:11 EDT
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Now Chuqui's gone and done it.  He has disparaged New Jersey at least
four times in the last week.  Well Chuqui, you're going to have to do
better from now on.  Being a current Jerseyite, I will have to set the
record straight.  You're not forcefull enough.  Try these next time.

New Jersey, the state that:

-has a shrine to the first bowling shirt.

-is the place where they put the road to Philadelphia.

-misspells the word garbage (they use garden).

-has a farm subsidy for ragweed farmers.

-markets sulpher-dioxide as an underarm deodorant.

-thinks dioxin is a two oxen cart.

-builds mounds of garbage and calls them ski resorts.

-has more Philadelphia lawyers than there are people in Philadelphia.

-has the only ex-senator in jail since who-knows-when.

-has more politicians in jail than real crooks.

-taxes households by the number of bowling balls they have.

-steals things from New York (Giants, Jets, etc).

-produces enough Pizza in a day to cover Wyoming.

-sells vacations to toxic dump sites.


-exploded its own A-bomb at Bayway, but who cared?

-thought human rights meant 'no left turns'.

-has a cockroach for its state bird.


Enough.  See what I mean Chuq?  I'm sure you can do better next
time.  Just rar back an leter fly.  New Jersey thrives on insults.
T. C Wheeler