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From: brad@ut-sally.UUCP (Brad Blumenthal)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: A Product Announcement
Message-ID: <2436@ut-sally.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 30-Jun-84 12:37:38 EDT
Article-I.D.: ut-sally.2436
Posted: Sat Jun 30 12:37:38 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 13-Jul-84 03:55:58 EDT
Organization: Institute for the Denial of Reality, N.E.
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AVAILABLE NOW: from The Institute for the Denial of Reality

                 THE VIRTUAL TOILET SEAT

   That's right! A virtual toilet seat!  As soon as you,
the user, log into the bathroom, the seat is positioned just
                   the way YOU left it.  

This system uses the most advance time-sharing and real-time
methods known to insure minimal response time, and optimal
user transparancy.  Further, a super user mode allows you to 
set a user status for your pets.  That's Right: Even YOUR
PETS can enjoy the convinience of not having to nose under the
cover when you've forgotten to fill their water bowls.
End arguments!  Avoid irritating diaper rash!  Stop nocturnal
mistakes!  Never have to wipe the seat off again!  And get
this shit off the net!

              RUN OUT AND GET YOURS NOW!!!!!!!!!

Coming Soon:  A Virtual Toile Paper Holder !!

(c) 1984 "Virtual Toilet Seat" is a trademark of The Institute
                 for the Denial of Reality