Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site uf-csg.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!hao!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!akgua!uf-csg!ralph From: ralph@uf-csg.UUCP (Ralph Kuntz) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: offensize to rednecks Message-ID: <142@uf-csg.UUCP> Date: Thu, 21-Jun-84 20:13:38 EDT Article-I.D.: uf-csg.142 Posted: Thu Jun 21 20:13:38 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 27-Jun-84 02:48:35 EDT Organization: CIS, University of Florida Lines: 35 Q: How many Rednecks does it take to (you guessed it) screw in a lightbulb? A: Seven -- 1 to turn the bulb, 1 to buy the beer, 2 to write a song about it, 2 to fight about it in the parking lot, and 1 to clean up the empty beer cans and tobacco juice from the floor when it's all over. -- From the dungeon at the University of Florida Ralph Kuntz allegra!akgua!uf-csg!ralph