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From: hitchens@ut-sally.UUCP (Ron Hitchens)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: May be mildly offensive, not rot
Message-ID: <2359@ut-sally.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 25-Jun-84 01:13:15 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 25 01:13:15 1984
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[The answer is 42]

   Fred woke up one morning feeling great.  He felt really exceptionally
good, but when he looked in the mirror he noticed that he looked
terrible.  "Odd", he thought to himself, "I look terrible but I feel
great."
   When Fred got to work, his secretary told him that he looked
terrible.  "But I feel great.", he said.
   For several days everyone Fred met told him that he looked terrible.
But Fred felt great.
   Fred began to worry that there might be something wrong with him, 
he had never looked so terrible and felt so great.  So he went to
the doctor.
   Fred told the doctor of his symptoms.  The doctor nodded and said,
"Interesting problem, let me check my medical books.", and reached for
a nearby medical text.
   A few minutes later the doctor looked up and said, "Here it is, 
looks terrible, feels great.  Fred, you're a vagina."

[Yeah, I groaned when I first heard it too, but I remembered it]

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 Ron Hitchens           hitchens@ut-sally
 [Never try to teach a pig to sing, it                 [.UTEXAS, domain of the
 wastes your time and it annoys the pig.]               Mayan SUN worshippers]

Perhaps if we built this large wooden badger...