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From: pshell@wxlvax.UUCP (Peter Shell)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Dead monkey jokes
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Date: Thu, 28-Jun-84 19:03:47 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun 28 19:03:47 1984
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Has anybody ever heard of the Dead Monkey jokes?  They're like dead
baby jokes but are a lot funnier, and what's really neat about them
is that it's easy to make up your own dead monkey jokes.  Here's a
couple of the funnier ones I've heard:

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?























A: Because it was dead!


Q: Why didn't the monkey cross the road?
























A: Because it was dead!

Got the idea?  Now you can make your own dead monkey jokes! (I don't
think they need to be posted on the newsgroup though).