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From: lemaire@coevax.DEC (Jim the Slaabsnaab  DTN 264-5838)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A couple of old songs
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Date: Fri, 29-Jun-84 14:37:41 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun 29 14:37:41 1984
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Here are a couple of not quite dirty songs which
are funny for sort of the same reason.

Song 1

Mary had a little watch, she swallowed it one day.
The doctor gave her castor oil to pass the time away.
The castor oil it did not work, the time refused to pass.
So any time you need to know the time,
Just look up Mary's (pause.......)
Uncle.  He has a watch, too.

Song 2

I have a donkey.
He has been sick.
I plan to feed him
and make him thick.
So bring on all the April showers
for watering the grass
so I can show all my friends
my big, fat, (pause.....)
donkey.

They're very old, but I think still funny.


					Jim Lemaire
					Merrimack, NH
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