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From: carmine@qusavx.UUCP (Carmine Scavo)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: damn yankees
Message-ID: <191@qusavx.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 3-Jul-84 11:06:40 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul  3 11:06:40 1984
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A friend from Texas tells me this joke:

Do you know that Yankees are like hemorhoids?






             The ones that come down and go back up are ok . . .
              But the ones that come down and stay down are:


                 A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS!!