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Subject: good long groaner
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Date: Thu, 5-Jul-84 17:16:52 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul  5 17:16:52 1984
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This joke bears a faint similarity to the one about an obscene clone
fall, but it gets a little bit more involved. I hope you like it.
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There once was this Scientist who was doing all sorts of research on
immortality. He figured that dolphins would be good subjects because of
their high intelligence and willingness to cooperate. After having gone
through all the beaurocratic hassles, he finally got enough grant money
to do some serious research. After many years of research and theoretical
work he finally managed to extend the life times of his subjects by
about a factor of five. After this time, however, they started dieing
for no obvious reason. A little bit more research revealed that there
was nothing physically wrong with them. Rather, the dolphins seemed to
have experienced all the excitement possible in a laboratory
environment and were dying of sheer boredom. To bring a little pizzaz
into their life he started bringing in entertainment. First it was old
reruns of Hitchcock movies, then first release movies and Michal Jackson
videos, then on to live entertainment. As the dolphins grew older, their
desire for more exciting things grew and grew until our friendly
researcher had to resort to bringing live sex acts between different
kinds of animals. In particular, the  porpoises enjoyed watching large
cats getting it on with small birds. This was also the one act that they
never tired of. Noticing this, the scientist bought a lion to entertain
the porpoises. unfortunately, this lion was not the stud that the king
of the jungle was made out to be, and quickly gave out after twenty or
so birds. In an effort to revitalize his lion, the scientist also bought
a talking bird so that its pornographic patter would stimulate it into
action. Just as he dimmed the lights so that the porpoises would get a
better view, a squadron of police men came in and arrested him. 
The charges?
Crossing staid lions with maynahs for immortal porpoises.
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I didn't promise nuthin'
Hahahahahaha (groan:-)
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