Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site pthya.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!decwrl!amd!dual!pthya!kdq From: kdq@pthya.UUCP ( Kip Quackenbush) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive to net.motss readers Message-ID: <145@pthya.UUCP> Date: Thu, 5-Jul-84 16:03:54 EDT Article-I.D.: pthya.145 Posted: Thu Jul 5 16:03:54 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 10-Jul-84 07:35:58 EDT Organization: Pacific Bell, Hayward CA Lines: 38 <> A guy was traveling cross country one summer from the east coast to LA. He arrived in Needles CA late one night and pulled into a gas station for some fuel. When he pulled up to the gas pumps, he noticed that all of the lights were off. Suddenly, he heard a faint sound from outside. help......help....help He wasn't sure what he heard, so rolled down his window. Again, it was help......help.....help He got out of his car, and sure enough there a guy stooped down in the corner, stark naked with his wrists tied to his ankles. He walked up to this guy and said: "Oh man, what happened to you?" "These guys pulled me out of my car, took my money, my wallet, my clothes, tied my wrists to my ankles, and then stole my car!!!!" The first man, as he let down his zipper, says: "Too bad, you've had a rough day!" (an old Lenny Bruce joke) -- Kip Quackenbush pthya!kdq {ihnp4,ucbvax,cbosgd,decwrl,amd70,fortune,zehntel}!dual!pthya!kdq Pacific Bell, San Francisco, California