Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxp.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxl!ihnp4!ihuxp!fcm From: fcm@ihuxp.UUCP (F.C. McAtee) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Newlywed Joke Message-ID: <796@ihuxp.UUCP> Date: Thu, 12-Jul-84 15:45:38 EDT Article-I.D.: ihuxp.796 Posted: Thu Jul 12 15:45:38 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 13-Jul-84 04:41:23 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 32 .. A pair of newlyweds arrived at thier hotel room from the reception. Upon entering, the groom removed his pants, handed them to his new wife and said, "Try these on." At this the wife replied, "I can't wear these, they're too big for me." Replied the husband, "Just remember that, I'll be the boss of this family." The wife took off her pants, handed them to her husband, and said, "Try these on." The husband replied, "I can't get into your pants." The wife then replied, "And that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude!" -- F. C. McAtee AT&T Consumer Products, Inc. AT&T BL-IH x2231