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From: jsgray@watmath.UUCP (Jan Gray)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Cowboy and Indian joke
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Date: Thu, 12-Jul-84 21:01:37 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jul 12 21:01:37 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 13-Jul-84 04:48:07 EDT
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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Two cowboys are riding along when they come to an Indian listening with his
ear to the ground.  "Hear anything?" they ask.

The Indian squints, then says "Twenty horses.  Five Oxen.  Four wagons.
Six men.  Four women.  Seven boy children.  Four girl children.  Two hundred
pounds of grain.  Two kegs whiskey."

"That's amazing!" one cowboy exclaims.  "How could you tell all that just
by listening to the ground?"

"Run over me ten minutes ago," moans the Indian.

Jan Gray (jsgray@watmath.UUCP)   University of Waterloo   (519) 885-1211 x3870