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From: tac@teldata.UUCP ()
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Call for wildest excuses
Message-ID: <430@teldata.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 11-Jul-84 17:54:29 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul 11 17:54:29 1984
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, (sop to the blank line eaters--consider it a religious sacrifice)

Best excuses, eh?  Well, back in college I knew a fellow who got
turned down for a date because, "It's my night to stay home and 
pet the cat."

From the Jokebox of
Tom Condon     {...!uw-beaver!teltone!teldata!tac}