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From: dwhitney@uok.UUCP
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Subject: A totally pfun joke (not offensive) - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 12-Jul-84 10:03:00 EDT
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A Really Bad Joke.  You have been Warned.

Once, these two men were the greatest of friends.  Sam Frank and Frank Sam did
EVERYTHING together...baseball,football,hockey, you name it.  Like brothers,
they were.....

Well, one day they were heading to a local baseball park to watch the local
team play.  As they were walking across the parking lot, without warning a
steam roller came screaming across the lot and *kershplat* killed both Sam
Frank and Frank Sam.

Frank Sam went to heaven.  When he arrived at the pearly gates, he noticed
his friend Sam Frank was not around.  He asked St. Peter where he was; but
Peter only shook his head and sighed.  Frank Sam knew what THAT meant; his
friend had gone to Hell.  Peter asked Frank to come in; assigned him his
angels wings and his harp; but after a time, Frank was deeply worried about
his friend Sam.  He asked St. Peter if he could go to hell temporarily to
say one last goodbye to his friend.  Peter reluctantly agreed, but gave him
this warning.  "You must be back through the pearly gates before midnight.
If you do not make it, you will never be permitted back in."

"Understood," Frank said.  So, harp and all, Frank went to Hell.  Upon arri-
ving, he entered and saw this tremendous discotheque.  All sorts of awful
things; wicked women, liquor, you name it, it was going on.  Suddenly, swag-
gering up to Frank was his friend Sam Frank!!  He greeted Frank warmly,
saying "Hey man its great to see you!!!  Stick around for a while!!"

For many hours, Frank and Sam partied wildly.  Dancing, singing, drinking,
the whole bit..Suddenly, Frank heard the gong of the midnight chime once.
Then, twice.  "OH, NO, I've got to get back through the pearly gates 
before the twelfth gong!!"  He said his goodbyes, and flew as fast as he
could to the gates.  Gong, Gong, Gong, Gong, Gong, Gong, Gong, the gates
drew closer and closer to being shut, Gong, Gong, closer and closer, but,
Frank BARELY made it, just as GONG the twelfth chime sounded and the gates
slammed shut.  

Peter saw Frank, but was aghast.  Peter asked "WHERE IS YOUR HARP???"

Frank was dismayed, unbelieving, and said  "I left my harp in Sam Franks Disco."

David (should I really admit to this) Whitney
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